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i did not realize how TRULY insane GLaDOS was until i heard those soundclips. i did not hear them on the playthrough of the actual game,maybe because of all the ambient noise and the sound of the portal gun firing masked it. but wow. 0_o
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"If you wanted to stay alive you shouldn't have read this" 0_o this, is creepy. but i think its well done. well, WELL DONE! lol i'm in kind of a lol mood after the shit being scared out of me, hahaha,hahahaha, ha- OMFG WTF MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUGSKJGVDKGYDGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHH!
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"it helps to be a gamer to have good performance.."
THis WuZ TeH AWESOMENESS!!! but i cant help but think,these cartoons are becoming shorter and shorter each episode. any way, here are my specs, thats why i mentioned the main comment:
Nvidia geforce 9600 GT with 512 MB DDR3 Memory, 3.00 GB RAM,AMD Athelon 6000+ dual core processor, and the rest doesn't matter.no, (just to get this straight with whoever is reading this, im not bragging, im proving a point.) my point is that when a flash cartoon "lags",its not the internet, or how the flash was made, it really has to do with your rig. i watch madness combat at high with no lag. (AT ALL.) so knowing this,so please, dont blame krinkels for lag in his cartoons. its your computers capabilities that lag any kind of flash cartoon on newgrounds. the only thing that is affected by the internet with newgrounds is the loadup times.
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ThIS WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! but whats with that tenticle on hank? is he going to be the big,slow brawler instead of the agile, lightning reflexed character we know him as? i mean, WOW. the hook man was awesome! but what is to become of hank himself? i guess ill have to find out in the next episode. try to make it longer, if you can, for the next one. my score is, 9485/10 (if only i could rate it like that....)
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"wow, the fullscreen fits good on my 1920x1080scren"
lol "just dont let them touch your balls" this was funny, and it took until the 3rd time for me to realize it was a loop.
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i think i just lost an I.Q. point or two.
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reminds me a bit of dead space for some reason.... anyway i was impressed at how not all dialogue was text and had actual voice acting in it. that's rare for a flash game. wish it was first person though, it would make it a lot easier to play.
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"Funny! but then again you never fail at comedy."
i think,in this episode,the easter egg is the funniest .
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I thought it was quite enjoyable and the music fit perfectly into the game.
the beat kept in tune with the running animation,and invulnerable powerups made the character flash with just the right timing.
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I thought it was cool how every character represented a personality that you are guaranteed to run into when playing counter strike. Unfortunately, i would be the combination of the camper and the newbie.
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the olnly two complaints i have about this game that i have are length and flashlight power. as for length,that was the most thrilling 30 seconds i have seen in a flash cartoon.well done. flashlight power:i thought half life 2's flash light power was bad.
but this 5 second battery power was a disaster. and added horror to the game. but not the kind of horror you were shooting for though. i am looking forward to part 2.
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